(Libby, Libby's mom, and Libby's mom's friend Dana are sitting at a table in a restaurant, talking. The discussion is currently between Libby's mom and Dana, on how men are scum)
Libby's Mom: Let's teach Libby our man-hating ways, Dana.
Libby: I dunno, mom, you might turn me into a lesbian.
Libby's mom: Don't be silly, Libby, you'll never be a lesbian.
Libby: You say that until the day you find out Lis is my lover.
(Liby's mom assumes a frightened, deer-in-headlights look. the conversation rapidly switches topics)